dear neighbour who thinks he can sing but actually can't,

stfu.

why am i awake still?

oh right i forgot to go to bed.
my hair is so soft.
but my boobs are smaller methinks.
booooo.
b.
hah.

recent developments?

potentially.
this puts a smile on my face.
please follow through.

dear universe,

it would be so fantastic if someone was snuggling me right about now.


songs bring back smells, and smells bring back feelings.

DEAR SMELLY BOYS.

what the fuck.
when my girlfriend comes to class upset over you being an asshole you need to go dig a hole and stay there.
and when i hear that you always get drunk and become a jerk to servers and pick fights with huge guys, and that she has to apologize for you, you are an embarrassment.
she shouldn't have to apologize for your sorry ass.
it's pathetic that you're 24 and act like a 15 year old shithead.
if you hide your phone in front of her so you can text other girls, and then lie about who you're with to them, you're a pussy.
and when she tells me that she caught you texting other girls while she was naked next to you i want to stab you in the aorta.
i know i'm a little worked up right now, because i would never actually stab someone's aorta, but i swear if i see you again and you're a douche i will verbally tear you a new one until your ass bleeds so hard you die of hypovolemic shock.

interesting.

be careful of what you say because empty promises and empty threats both end in regret.

in which case, things may go sour and letting that happen is not something on my to do list.

don't smile or your face will crack.

it feels like just yesterday.
my entire life was just yesterday.
tomorrow it will be today.


hey ps guess what we aren't in junior high anymore.

home next weekend <3 <3 <3 <3