dear crazy girl,

if your ex doesn't live anywhere near you, free game.
just because you once dated does not mean he's yours.
i'm supposed to look at you and see why you're so hot?
yeah, you look just like the sluts at the bar with fake bottle blonde hair, too much spray on tan, and you probably throw up every piece of celery you manage to get down.
i may not be 5'8 and weigh all of 90 pounds, but if your ex was seeing me for a significant amount of time, then clearly he sees something besides a fake jealous bitch like you are.
obviously you don't realize that he's seen other girls since you....you have no idea what i know.
if you were really as special as you seem to think you are, this wouldn't be the case.
i was seeing him almost a year ago, it's irrelevant now anyways...old news.
if you wanted to bitch at me you should have done it when it mattered.
and i certainly don't need a 19 year old from fucking manitoba to be messaging me on facebook to tell me how it "is".
kiss my ass.
(ps it's the same ass your ex loved)