tonight's issues.

immediate problem one:
i ate two cupcakes.
but they were like 7 hours apart.
but they were filled with fudge and sooooo good.
however this doesn't help me in my quest to get a smaller self.
(dear me, stop justifying this, even if they're your favorite it's still not ok)

problem two:
one of my girlfriends went home crying.
with her asshole boyfriend.
who lied to her (in reality he lied to all 3 of us girls) twice tonight.
you can't say you left and your friends left, when you were there and so were they.
don't pretend they left just so you can spy on your girl, you insecure douchebag.

problem three:
you remind me of many bad bad nights in the past.
don't lie to her.
don't take her outside and corner her.
don't get in her face and yell at her.
don't get in her friends face (aka my face) when i call you out on your shit.
be a man and own up to what you did.
you will not disrespect my friends in front of me and expect that it will go over well.
trust me, i will win this.

bring it on.