to the person who stole the back tire off my bike.

FUCK YOU. i hope you get hit on the road. i hope you break too fast and fly over the handlebars. i hope you skid out and your face gets torn to bits. go fuck yourself.

important question.

do you think a narwhal has ever accidentally crash-stabbed into something and gotten stuck?

(also how ridiculous would that be!?)

the updated bucket list.

• travel: us (new york, las vegas legally, florida, redwood forest again, washington, others i can't think of), india, france, england, amsterdam, russia, india, japan, australia, antarctica, africa, brazil. costa rica. i want to go to every continent.
• boob shots (give and take)
• write a book
• attend an "anything but clothes" party
• save someone's life
• skydive
• change someone's life forever
• find lifelong happiness
• tell people i love that i love them (in progress)
• make amends
• climb/hike a big mountain
• fall madly in love and have a family with said person
• knit a full body suit
• sleep outside (completely outside, not in a tent)
• have my own garden with carrots and zucchini
• learn to cook
• win some sort of championship
• live near the ocean
• scuba dive in australia and mexico and anywhere else
• rescue something or someone from something or someone
• be able to do 5 chin ups
• give birth naturally with no pain meds
• road trip with friends
• volunteer baby-snuggle sick children
• make knitted things and sell them
• work with addicts to get them clean from whatever it is
• learn muay thai or some form of butt kicking
• live my life without regret
• go see mt. rushmore
• make 1000 paper cranes (in progress...)
• climb the stairs (all the way, to the top) of the CN tower
• remain cavity free
• see a narwhal in the ocean
• kick unhealthy eating
• start jogging
• bungee jump
• ride a mechanical bull
• go go-karting!
• white water raft in alberta/bc
• explore caves in canada
• party in ibiza
• float in the dead sea
• see the pyramids and ride on a camel
• deep sea salmon fishing
• perfect a BACNCHZ recipe